Wednesday, March 23, 2005

How Orgasmic Can You Get?

Yes, the weather people here in Connecticut are downright orgasmic over the coming weather system about to hit our state. We are forecast to have anywhere from 4 to 8 inches of that fluffy wet and white stuff. Starting with rain and then turning to ice and finally snow.

Man you would think we hit the lottery with all the weather news. I remember well the day when you knew what was happening when it happened. Now we have all this foreplay leading up to a lot of times no orgasim. Oops! Missed that one, well better luck next time.

For the weathermans' sake I hope he is right this time, mainly we have Easter this weekend which means Good Friday off which means a three day weekend, But if we get the snow they say we are going to get this means no school on Thursday.

The downside of this is that we have to tack one more day on to the end of the year. I think we'll be out June 23rd then. We'll have to pay our plowboy to plow our driveway one more time. I think we put his first born through college this year. The upside is, a longer Easter break and a longer Easter break. A win/win situation. And since we have no plans to go anywhere, nicer even yet.

So be watching the news and see what the Northeast gets. Will it be an Orgasm or just a wimper. Me? I'd sooner go find my orgasims some other way.

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