THE END IS NEAR

No No, You got it wrong.................the end of the school year is near. Seven days left for me, well actually six as I've been summoned for Jury Duty. So now my little brain is trying to think all the different ways I can get out be selected. Yes, I know it's my civic duty and all that but you gotta realize I just did 10 months of teaching. I'm ready for a rest and not listening to someone trying to beat a wrap or suing someone or whatever. I'm not in the mood.
Maybe if I just come out and say "Hang The Bastard" or the "Plaintiff wins", award the 10 million $ for that bite you got while eating popcorn in the theatre and you thought your finger was a kernel of popcorn. Hey, I'm all for better lights in a theatre, but that's another story another time.
Hey I even considered feigning hard of hearing. Eh? Whazzat? Scratch whose ass? Not mine........
Ah yes I can go on but I won't I think you get the jest of it all. I wanna go on vacation, sleep in, watch TV, listen to music and of course visit my blog a little more often than I have been doing.